Sticky fingers! That’s right! They have all stuck to a tiny set of fingers that belong to Baby Amazing! And you know where the sticky fingers put everything right? Yes, you called it, the mouth!
I had to give Baby Amazing the Heimlich maneuver when it came to the dime. He swallowed the dime in .00025 seconds and it got lodged in his throat. His face began to turn blue and he kept gagging as his saliva started to foam from his mouth. Can you perform the Heimlich maneuver? How about to a baby?
The other two I swiped from his mouth on different occasions. The drywall came from my house and the dead cockroach he found at my work. *ugh*
By the looks of it, you may think that I don’t feed this kid… but he eats more than his older brother.
Our house has not been baby proof for years. So we have had to take extra and serious precautions around here for Sticky Fingers. Especially those that stick to everything. And I mean everything!
If by some strange chance I have a heart-attack, do you suppose the doctors will be able to figure out why??
P.S. I hear cockroaches are a delicacy in some places…